28/MAY/2010

Bamboo is the ultimate evil the world has ever faced... if you're a panda.
Pandas are more heavenly that purgatory, i only say that they're not devine for the simple fact, i don't trust them, but what bamboos are doing to them is unforgivable until they die a horrific and terrifying death that not even satan should be subjected to.

Seeing as Satan is like a naughty younger brother and more like the messenger in all this heaven and hell nonsense, for him to have anymore than a slapped wrist and no dessert for tea, is probably just the right punishment, Satan after all probably suffers from Paraphilic Infantilism and Nevernudeism he's frustrated with his body and it's his only outlet of agression via doing bad things...

Bamboo gets everywhere, like air, only less helpful to the survival of human and panda race.
Bamboo contains the anti-viagra, that's genuinely it's technical termanology used there, no lies.
Bamboo contains an exceptional amount of Cocainalite, a cocaine-like substance that's lighter and easier to carry.
Bamboo grows at an exceptional of speed and spreads like wildfire, and if you burn it, it uses that energy to grow even faster
Bamboo have been known to mimic people and throw themselves in front of trains at rush hour
Bamboo also like to point and laugh at people with Cerebral Palsy


Bamboo isn't nice, not one bit.

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